Real Men of Genius- Mr. Moderate Democrat

Real men of genius

Today, we salute you, Mr. Moderate Democrat

Mr. Moderate Democrat!

While managing to get elected 2 years ago on the promise of enacting legislation to help average families, you manage to piss yourself when voices on the right start to yell.

Your pants are soaked with urine!

You voted for health care reform only after it was watered down to only be slightly useful.  You voted for Wall Street reform after weakening it worse than most Republicans.  You even threatened to uphold Republican filibusters on a bill to fund jobs for cops and teachers if your demands weren’t met.  With Democrats like you, who needs Republicans?

You’re the definition of a frienemy!

So now that you’re down in the polls because you refuse to take a solid position, when given the golden opportunity to ensure everyone making less that $250k a year gets a tax break, what do you do?  You refuse to even talk about it, and demand to go home.  You get an opportunity to strike a blow for equal rights by striking down Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell and you back away.

Taking a stand is hard!

You even manage to make commercials pointing out how often you side with Republicans, while take campaign money from the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee.  Have a fun month pointing out how you’re useless. So have a frosty Bud Light and good luck winning an election without standing for anything.

Mr. Moderate Deeemocrat!

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